一则笑话

乖乖的大虫

昨天收到一个外国朋友的邮件，她知道我是gay，于是经常拿些笑话什么的来取笑我，不过都只是开玩笑而已，哈哈，翻译一则笑话与大家分享。

Two gay men decide to have a baby.

两个同志打算要个小孩

They mix their sperm together， and have a surrogate mother artificially

inseminated with it.

于是他们把他们的精子混合，然后找了个代孕妈妈人工受精

When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital.

宝宝出生后，他们迫不及待跑到医院

A dozen babies are in the ward, eleven of whom are crying and screaming.

Over in the corner, one baby is smiling serenely.

产房里面有12个小孩子，其中11个正哭啊喊啊，但是在一个角落里，其中一个小孩子却非常平静的微笑着……

A nurse comes by, and to the delight of the gay fathers, she points

out the happy child as theirs.

一个护士过来，指着那个小孩跟那对兴奋的同志父亲说那个就是他们的宝宝。

"Isn't it wonderful?" one gay says to the other.

"All these unhappy babies .... and yet our baby is so happy. This just

proves the superiority of gay love!"

“这是不是太美妙了？”其中一个gay跟另外一个说道.

其他所有的宝宝都不开心，只有我们的宝贝是那么的开心。这足以证明同志的爱情是多么的有优越性！

The nurse says, "Oh sure, he's happy now, but just watch what happens

when I pull the thermometer out of his arse!"

护士说道” 哦，那是当然，他现在是很开心，但是等我把温度计从他小屁屁拔出来之后你们再看看！！“

乖乖的大虫

国际惯例，沙发自己坐

hanha0216

板凳！！！

传说中的天份？？？

Ok That's just a joke!!!

爱过无痕

难道?

minchief

aha,a passive baby,like father like son…哈哈，生了个被动的男孩，有其父必有其子～

哆啦JJ梦

真无语啊，谁想出来的笑话啊？？？淫才啊。

三哥

好吧，我承认我过了10多秒才反应过来

三生梦

呵呵

乖乖的大虫

自己挖个坟贴

qq1341120107

顶帖

流金岁月。

汗～宝宝也有感觉？

大厨

淫才啊

414559528

看完之后感觉好冷哦，呵呵…